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  3. thehotinpsychotic: brock-obama: Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

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    brock-obama:

    Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

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  10. todd76: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

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    While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”

    “Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.

    “My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

    “Yes, that’s right,” he told him.

    “Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

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